Kimbal Musk Imitates an NPC in a Broken Quest That You Frustratingly Can't Complete
Nutty interview on Fox Business.
Stuart Varney is trying to complete a quest in which he must find information about Tesla's new board chairman. He seeks out and starts questioning NPC Kimbal Musk, but the quest is apparently broken and the NPC only gives him information on some unrelated quest about planting a seed.
“Hi, and thank you for having me here,” Musk said after a perfunctory introduction from Varney. “I’m so excited about plant a seed day.”
Plant a seed day, you see, was the only thing that Kimbal Musk wanted to talk about Thursday morning on Fox Business. Varney, of course, had no interest in plant a seed day, what with him hosting a business show and all. He tried his level best to get Musk to talk about new Tesla chair Robyn Denholm.
“You are on the board at Tesla,” Varney said. “And you’ve got a new chair. Have you heard anything from her? Is she laying down law?”
“I am so happy for the future of Tesla,” Musk said. “On March 20, 2019 we’re going to do a plant a seed day…”
Varney interjected.
“Come on!” Varney said. “You are on board of Tesla — which is very much in the news. You’ve got a new chair to replace your brother, Elon Musk. You’ve got to tell me. Is she laying down law? have you had contact with her? What she’s saying? What she’s doing on the board?”
“I am very happy about the future of Tesla,” Musk said. “Let me tell you about a story…”
Varney interjected again, as it was clear that Kimbal Musk was about to pivot back to plant a seed day.
“I want to know what’s going on at Tesla with the new board chair, and you are on the board,” Varney said. “Can you answer the question? What is she doing? What do you know that she’s doing so far? I don’t need to know you’re happy about future of Tesla I want to know what your new chair is doing at Tesla on the board.”
“What I’d like to share I’m so happy about the future of Tesla,” Musk “And plant a seed day in 2019 will be a way for companies across America to participate.”
Varney, at that point, decided he’d had it.
“You think my viewers want to learn about PLANT A SEED DAY?!” Varney said. “THEY DON’T CARE!”
Musk tried one more time to get a plug in for plant a seed day. Varney gave up, and decided to shut down the interview.
