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Tesla: The Teflon Stock

I lost a fair bit of money shorting Tesla ($TSLA) stock until I realized that its stock price was absolutely untethered to reality.  And we see this today as the stock is currently up 4% following yesterday's miserable earning report.  The "growth" stock with a P/E ratio of 111 reported its 9th straight quarter of flat revenues and 12th straight quarter of essentially flat to down profits (source CNBC).

 

There is a nice Cramer cameo in the movie Ironman where he screams "that's a weapons company that doesn't make weapons."  Tesla is the growth company that doesn't grow.  So of course, without growth, the Tesla stock fans are driving up that triple digit PE even higher

The only explanation seems to be statements from Elon at the earnings unboxing session yesterday:

Musk has been telling investors in recent quarters to focus less on the core business as it exists today and more on a future of autonomy and robotics.

In October, Tesla drummed up excitement among fans by showing off an early prototype version of a Cybercab at its “We, Robot” event. However, Tesla still does not produce robotaxis. Instead, the company sells a premium version of its partially automated driving system called FSD, short for Full Self-Driving (Supervised)....

While Tesla did not give specific guidance for this year, the company said, “we expect the vehicle business to return to growth in 2025.” It also reiterated plans to “unlock an unsupervised FSD option” eventually and said it expects to “begin launching” its driverless ride-hailing business “later this year in parts of the U.S.”

Wow, every CEO should try this after bad results.  "Focus less on the business as it is today and more on a vague, unspecified vision of how it might be better in the future."  This is the same sort of Musk handwaving we have seen for years.  The full-self-driving promise dates well back pre-COVID.   Honestly, having seen the state of FSD on Teslas, I fear for the residents of Austin where Musk claims there will be robotaxis in action later this year**.   I found this to be the most interesting piece of hopium:

The company’s stock price has rallied sharply since Trump’s victory in November as investors bet that Musk’s influence would lead to both favorable policies and less oversight of his companies.

Seriously?  In his first executive orders Trump has killed most of the mandates and subsidies on which the company has relied.

 

** Footnote:  You know where there are lots of robotaxis in action and have been for years?  Phoenix.  Waymo has become a fixture of the Phoenix and Scottsdale streets.   Everyone here loves them.  Yesterday I tried to get a picture but I was too late, but near my home there were three waymo's side by side going up the boulevard.  Go to any fancy club that attracts a lot of young people, like the bar on the roof of the new Global Ambassador Hotel, and you will see one Waymo after another dropping (mostly) young women off.   Women love these things because they feel safer without the driver.  I love them because they are about the only thing I see every day that looks like what I was promised about the future when I was a kid.   Musk has a long way to go to prove his camera-only sensing approach can match the LIDAR-rich Waymo strategy.

Postscript:  I know this will seem crazy, but it is possible to have mixed feelings about an individual:  people are not all Mother Theresa or all Hitler.  Musk's management of Tesla really irritates me and some things, like his fake Saudi tender offer or the SolarCity buyout, strike me as straight-up fraudulent (how many solar roofs were sold last quarter, Tesla?)  But I love everything that SpaceX is doing and I think Musk has done great work shining the light on certain issues from government waste to grooming gang coverup in the UK.