That'll Teach 'Em
More evidence the British police forces seem to be losing their minds at least as fast as American police:
To teach motorists who leave their cars unlocked a lesson, police in Richmond upon Thames, a borough of London, have begun taking their stuff. The victims beneficiaries of these thefts educational efforts return to their cars and find that expensive items such as cameras, laptops, and leather jackets have been replaced by notes instructing them to retrieve their valuables at the police station. Not to worry, though: "If items are needed urgently," the London Times reports, "police will return the goods immediately." Which suggests that if you can't show an urgent need for, say, your computer, they'll take their own sweet time. The justification offered by Superintendent Jim Davis: "People would be far more upset if their property really was stolen."
Woe be to people who actually trust that the police are doing their job reducing crime and fail to secure all of their belongings from petty theft. One hopes that the police of Richmond on Thames never start to percieve a problem with rapes in their fair city.