Crap, You Mean This is Not A Real Product?


  1. ErikTheRed:

    A great fake idea, but the irony is that a good chunk of the targets would be... Lexus drivers (after Mercedes Benz drivers, and anyone behind the wheel of a bimbo box).

  2. Ward Chartier:

    Gee, I was hoping for a high-energy laser.

  3. obloodyhell:

    Too complex. I just want a bazooka on my car....

  4. Jimmy Dee:

    Dorky white guy. ALWAYS a dorky white guy.

    Don't you "super-creative" types at ad agencies ever get tired of the same old playbook?

  5. 衣皇后:


  6. ErikTheRed:

    The high-energy laser is a difficult but straightforward engineering challenge. The tricky part is keeping the shark it's mounted on still enough to fire while it's strapped to the roof of your car. Unless you kill the shark, but where's the fun in that? Especially for the poor shark.

  7. irandom419:

    In Orydumb, they set the speed for trucks at 55 mph, so they all go 60mph while the car speed is 65mph. Which forces normal folks into the lawbreaker lane to pass a truck at 5mph.