Dispatches from District 48
This looks encouraging.
AT-ATs are back!
Aw crap, they're going to blow up another death star? Christ, can we please quit with the super weapons?
I believe this is the original Death Star.
no, this is the movie where they steal the plans from the "Department of Impractical Superweapons That Get Built Due to Bureaucratic Inertia" TM
Examples may include: Droid Mothership, Deathstar 1, Deathstar 2, F35, StarKiller Base, and whatever thing they come up with in Episode 9.
Because telling the same story over and over, but with more gay, is riveting!
Not.
So this is a prequel to the original Star Wars?
Maybe Disney could outsource the writing to some folks that can be a bit more original? They already have outsourced everything else...
Correct!
You had me at at
AT-ATs are back, and they are BLASTIN' mothafuckas! None of this "oh the bolt hit nearby, the concussion killed me and I just slump over"; no, we're talkin "all the water in your body flashes instantaneously into steam and you vaporize"!
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Aw crap, they're going to blow up another death star? Christ, can we please quit with the super weapons?
I believe this is the original Death Star.
no, this is the movie where they steal the plans from the "Department of Impractical Superweapons That Get Built Due to Bureaucratic Inertia" TM
Examples may include: Droid Mothership, Deathstar 1, Deathstar 2, F35, StarKiller Base, and whatever thing they come up with in Episode 9.
Because telling the same story over and over, but with more gay, is riveting!
Not.
So this is a prequel to the original Star Wars?
Maybe Disney could outsource the writing to some folks that can be a bit more original? They already have outsourced everything else...
Correct!
You had me at at
AT-ATs are back, and they are BLASTIN' mothafuckas! None of this "oh the bolt hit nearby, the concussion killed me and I just slump over"; no, we're talkin "all the water in your body flashes instantaneously into steam and you vaporize"!