Your Five-Word Party
Apparently, independent candidates in Wisconsin can identify themselves with a 5-word description of what they are about. Tragically, one woman was not able to use "NOT the 'Whiteman's Bitch,'" but I would love to see what you would use if you were running. I am still thinking about mine, but if I really wanted to get elected, "10 dollars for every vote" might be effective. Post yours in the comments.
bluntobject:
I'm torn between "Keep your freedom and money" and "Screw you guys; going home".
July 21, 2010, 8:35 pmBob Hawkins:
I only need two: "Limited government."
July 21, 2010, 8:45 pmSB7:
"I don't kick puppies."
July 21, 2010, 9:13 pmEvil Red Scandi:
Toy surprise inside!
July 21, 2010, 10:38 pmJC:
"Don't fuck the first amendment."
July 21, 2010, 11:00 pmMaster of Obvious:
I'm with stupid. Doh.
July 21, 2010, 11:08 pmMax:
"Save the poor little Children" - always works =) It is so successful that this Eurovision Song Contest banned puppies and children from the stage ;) If it works in Entertainment, it will work in politics =)
July 22, 2010, 12:50 amWilliam Bruce:
"Now for something completely different!"
July 22, 2010, 4:01 amMicroNomics:
"A pot in every bowl"
July 22, 2010, 4:13 amStephen Macklin:
Individual Liberty and Individual Responsibility
July 22, 2010, 4:29 amperlhaqr:
"Decimated Civil Service, Day One"
July 22, 2010, 5:40 ammarco73:
"End of the free lunch"
July 22, 2010, 5:53 amElamBend:
Million dollars for every vote...
July 22, 2010, 7:23 amwhen has a politician every really come through
Fred:
Politician: I steal your money.
July 22, 2010, 7:53 amhollymartins:
The dingo ate your baby.
July 22, 2010, 9:01 amgn:
"Tax the other guy!"
July 22, 2010, 9:24 amMJ:
"No more hope and change"
July 22, 2010, 11:27 amMJ:
"Up with people!"
July 22, 2010, 11:35 amMJ:
"It's all my predecessor's fault."
July 22, 2010, 11:37 amAndrew:
TANSTAAFL
July 22, 2010, 12:47 pmChris:
Who is John Galt?
July 22, 2010, 12:48 pmcaseyboy:
I'd rather be fishing!
July 22, 2010, 2:14 pmDr. T:
I will fire worthless bureaucrats.
July 22, 2010, 3:44 pmLogan:
Will not govern if elected.
July 22, 2010, 6:55 pmhappyjuggler0:
I'm libertarian, pro-choice on everything.
July 22, 2010, 7:25 pmtomw:
Watch this!
July 22, 2010, 7:38 pmCraig:
I am not a crook.
July 22, 2010, 9:12 pmrandomscrub:
"Leave me the hell alone"
July 23, 2010, 10:01 amMark:
Look, y'all gotta have some Preferred Species if you're gonna make it work. Something like:
Si, se puede - yo' momma!
July 23, 2010, 6:12 pmtxjim:
"Free gas, free beer; bail covered"
July 23, 2010, 7:13 pmtxjim:
doh I can't count!
July 23, 2010, 7:16 pmlets try "free beer, no cover charge"
LowcountryJoe:
"Feeling altruistic? Good. Write check!"
July 25, 2010, 6:38 ammiriam:
I'm unemployed--please elect me!
July 25, 2010, 2:06 pm