Your Five-Word Party
Apparently, independent candidates in Wisconsin can identify themselves with a 5-word description of what they are about. Tragically, one woman was not able to use "NOT the 'Whiteman's Bitch,'" but I would love to see what you would use if you were running. I am still thinking about mine, but if I really wanted to get elected, "10 dollars for every vote" might be effective. Post yours in the comments.
I'm torn between "Keep your freedom and money" and "Screw you guys; going home".
I only need two: "Limited government."
"I don't kick puppies."
Toy surprise inside!
"Don't fuck the first amendment."
I'm with stupid. Doh.
"Save the poor little Children" - always works =) It is so successful that this Eurovision Song Contest banned puppies and children from the stage ;) If it works in Entertainment, it will work in politics =)
"Now for something completely different!"
"A pot in every bowl"
Individual Liberty and Individual Responsibility
"Decimated Civil Service, Day One"
"End of the free lunch"
Million dollars for every vote...
when has a politician every really come through
Politician: I steal your money.
The dingo ate your baby.
"Tax the other guy!"
"No more hope and change"
"Up with people!"
"It's all my predecessor's fault."
TANSTAAFL
Who is John Galt?
I'd rather be fishing!
I will fire worthless bureaucrats.
Will not govern if elected.
I'm libertarian, pro-choice on everything.
Watch this!
I am not a crook.
"Leave me the hell alone"
Look, y'all gotta have some Preferred Species if you're gonna make it work. Something like:
Si, se puede - yo' momma!
"Free gas, free beer; bail covered"
doh I can't count!
lets try "free beer, no cover charge"
"Feeling altruistic? Good. Write check!"
I'm unemployed--please elect me!