Your Five-Word Party

Apparently, independent candidates in Wisconsin can identify themselves with a 5-word description of what they are about.   Tragically,  one woman was not able to use "NOT the 'Whiteman's Bitch,'" but I would love to see what you would use if you were running.  I am still thinking about mine, but if I really wanted to get elected, "10 dollars for every vote" might be effective.  Post yours in the comments.


  1. bluntobject:

    I'm torn between "Keep your freedom and money" and "Screw you guys; going home".

  2. Bob Hawkins:

    I only need two: "Limited government."

  3. SB7:

    "I don't kick puppies."

  4. JC:

    "Don't fuck the first amendment."

  5. Master of Obvious:

    I'm with stupid. Doh.

  6. Max:

    "Save the poor little Children" - always works =) It is so successful that this Eurovision Song Contest banned puppies and children from the stage ;) If it works in Entertainment, it will work in politics =)

  7. William Bruce:

    "Now for something completely different!"

  8. MicroNomics:

    "A pot in every bowl"

  9. Stephen Macklin:

    Individual Liberty and Individual Responsibility

  10. perlhaqr:

    "Decimated Civil Service, Day One"

  11. marco73:

    "End of the free lunch"

  12. ElamBend:

    Million dollars for every vote...
    when has a politician every really come through

  13. Fred:

    Politician: I steal your money.

  14. hollymartins:

    The dingo ate your baby.

  15. gn:

    "Tax the other guy!"

  16. MJ:

    "No more hope and change"

  17. MJ:

    "Up with people!"

  18. MJ:

    "It's all my predecessor's fault."

  19. Andrew:


  20. Chris:

    Who is John Galt?

  21. caseyboy:

    I'd rather be fishing!

  22. Dr. T:

    I will fire worthless bureaucrats.

  23. Logan:

    Will not govern if elected.

  24. happyjuggler0:

    I'm libertarian, pro-choice on everything.

  25. tomw:

    Watch this!

  26. Craig:

    I am not a crook.

  27. randomscrub:

    "Leave me the hell alone"

  28. Mark:

    Look, y'all gotta have some Preferred Species if you're gonna make it work. Something like:

    Si, se puede - yo' momma!

  29. txjim:

    "Free gas, free beer; bail covered"

  30. txjim:

    doh I can't count!
    lets try "free beer, no cover charge"

  31. LowcountryJoe:

    "Feeling altruistic? Good. Write check!"

  32. miriam:

    I'm unemployed--please elect me!