You Gotta Love Snobs
And there is no better place to find them than in the NY Times:
So there are these two muffins baking in an oven. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot in here!"And the other muffin replies: "Holy cow! A talking muffin!"
Did that alleged joke make you laugh? I would guess (and hope) not.
Well, I laughed, and I was alone in the room. I am fine if you don't think it is funny, so to guess that I did not find it funny is fine, but to hope so?
TJIC:
I chuckled as well.
March 14, 2007, 6:40 pmRex:
That was a funny joke. Who would be ashamed to think it was funny?
March 15, 2007, 10:16 amPaul:
Not only do I think that's funny, it's been one of my favorite jokes for a long time.
Some others:
A bear and a rabbit are in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "no".
So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with him.
...
A duck walks into a convenience store, and asks the clerk, "Hey bud, do you have any grapes?"
The clerk responds, "no, we don't sell grapes here."
The duck says, "OK" and leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the same store, and the same clerk is working.
"Hey, do you have any grapes?"
"No, I told you yesterday, we don't sell grapes here"
"OK", and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the same store, and the same clerk is working.
The duck asks, "Hey, do you have any grapes?"
The clerk responds, "no, we don't. I told you that for two days in a row, and I'm sick of you coming in here. If you come in here again and ask me for grapes, I'm going to nail your freaking feet to the floor!"
The duck says "OK" and leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the same store. The same clerk is working.
"Hey, man, do you have any nails?"
The clerk responds, "no."
"Good. Got any grapes?"
March 16, 2007, 7:18 am