Coyote on Fox and Friends Discussing Parks

When old guys like me go out to play pickup basketball, we all lay out our excuses before we start playing:  My knee is acting up, my job gives me no time to practice, etc. -- you know the drill.

So here are my excuses for the following video:  I had just arrived in Orlando to run a 10 mile race with my daughter, it was really early in the morning, I was jetlagged, I only had 4 hours of sleep, live TV is hard, live TV from a remote broadcast staring into the camera is harder, my earpiece was loose, I didn't like the questions they asked, etc.

That being said, here I am


Also, I missed it on Monday but I got a brief mention in the USA Today editorial.


  1. pokeyblow:

    When the movie is made, I recommend Craig T. Nelson play you.

  2. HenryBowman419:

    Good effort, IMO. TV has to be difficult without a lot of experience, as everything has to be stated accurately yet succinctly, as little time is available.

  3. Seattle Steve:

    Well done!

  4. glenn.griffin3:

    No, no. Less polished comes across as more believable, in this case. You sound like a harried businessman, IMHO

  5. Thruppennybit:

    As a bemused bystander from Blighty, I thought you came across very well.

  6. mesaeconoguy:

    Good work, fine answers.

  7. mesaeconoguy:

    We can have River Phoenix play you.

    Or maybe Corey Montieth - he's all the rage with the girls now, you know.

  8. Jose:

    No excuses necessary. Good job.