How to Begin a Blog Post

I thought this was a great first line:

My nephew started Kindergarten this year, unfortunately in a government
school.

He continues:

I fear for the future of this amazingly intelligent child, but
at least his mother is determined to protect him from an environment
that is overtly hostile to intellectual growth and achievement. And,
he's got some of the same genes I got, and shows every sign of being
the same arrogant, stubborn bastard I've always been, so there's hope
for him. I just wish I was there to help.