Hotels: For the Love Of God, I Just Want to Turn the Lights On

Well, in a now familiar experience, I had to search around yet another darkened hotel room tonight with my cell phone in flashlight mode trying to just turn on the freaking lights.  The Lutron sales folks have been busy again, selling yet another hotel on some sort of complex mood lighting control center with 7 or 8 different mood settings but no obvious way just to turn on the lights.  This system would be bitchin if I was going to have a cocktail party in the room or try to seduce some woman I met in the bar but I just want to be able to see to fire up my computer and unpack.  Tonight I actually had to stand outside the room while maintenance came up and had to reboot the sytem.