An Evening in Hell is...
... attending a concert with a bad ABBA cover band singing through a really awful sound system to a full house of 70+ year-olds ripped from their usual haunts at the dinner theater and who are in full sing-along mode, swaying their arms and, god help me, holding aloft lighters.
Having never been an ABBA fan, I got talked into this after really enjoying the Mamma Mia show in London. Never again.
I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. But at least you got a worthy blog entry out of it. :o
Just wait until you're 70. :)