Ann Coulter Doll Rescues Cody From Islamic Terrorists

Ann Coulter doll giving speech to the troops, ala Patton

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Ann Coulter doll saves Cody (or is that Jenifer Garner doll in disguise?)

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Stay tuned next week when computer-savvy terrorists kidnap Aki from Final Fantasy

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Scrappleface has yet another take.